What We Weirdos Need to Know About Networking

(It’s gonna make you want to hurl, but it’s the truth)

What’s not to love about networking?

Talking to lots of people we don’t know! In a place with terrible lighting! With room-temperature Pinot!

Hiding in the toilets for the 3rd time in an hour just to escape the pressure! Pretending to be very, very busy on our mobile phones so we don’t have to look up at all, ever!

Yes, on the surface, it can feel really painful. But that’s only because you don’t yet know this…